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Founders:

  • The Doctor - Facility Facilitator
  • The Wizard - Foundation Founder
  • Shithead - Vegetative Vegetarian

Board of Directors, Managers, and Teachers:
  • The High Priest - Bobo
  • Electric Chairman - Harrold
  • Executive Chef - Grilled Cheese Master Miguel
  • Secretary Of Defense - Lana Del Rey
  • Self Unaware Founder - Dr. Albert Hofmann Ls.D.
  • Impasta Docta - Monica M.D. (MA)
  • Musical Director - Toony Crackhead
  • Head of (Mental) State - (6aR,9R)-N,N-Diethyl-7-methyl-4,6,6a,7,8,9-hexahydroindolo-[4,3-fg]quinoline-9-carboxamide
  • Divine Guidance - Shnarles Manshon
  • Master of Whores - Kira
  • Chief Shaman - Terence McKenna
  • The Yogi - Alan Watts
  • Commander in Pasta - Gordon Ramsey
  • The Alchemist - Alexander Shulgin
  • 11:00 A.M. PTSD
  • The Coroner - Alex Grey
  • Explorer of The Wawa - Steve-O

Enemas of the state (of mind):

  • DEA
  • FBI
  • TSA
  • CIA
  • SWAT
  • Interpol
  • United Nations
  • ATM Machines
  • Peanuts & other various tree nuts
  • Mark Fuckerberg
  • Montag
  • Them
  • The Entire Government
  • Trimethylamine N-Oxide (TMAO)
  • Google
  • House Cameras (I swear my dad’s a contractor)
  • Rapists
  • Miguel’s Father
  • Pedophiles
  • Pills with acetaminophen as an adjunct
  • Cold Blooded Murderers †
  • Alprazolam


Allies:

  • Strawberry Bamba (Osem)
  • Mr. jan (25²⁵)
  • Mothership
  • Jacuzzi
  • Plants
  • Aloe Vera water
  • Ginger (gum or chews)
  • Pasta
  • Professor McGonagall Sushi Slaps
  • Spotify
  • Rock Suppliers
  • Sushi
  • Sandblasted aluminium
  • Cottage cheese ceilings (CCC)
  • Camel Crushes
  • Puffs Baby Food
  • Pizza Bosh


Artifacts:

  • Heroin Spoon
  • Pasta water
  • Nurrito
  • The Map
  • Fine-tipped Sharpies
  • The Breeze
  • Lightbulbs
  • A/C
  • Baby teeth bites
  • Smoking Taliban Monkey
  • Rusty bloody knife
  • The Empty Shnourin
  • Plastic Tubing
  • Chardonnay

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